What a bizarre, ass-backwards culture we live in.

moodytryme:

That’s how people still think of “geeks” nowadays

It’s from Axe, of course.

nownyc-notcool:

Axe products - we’re not even sure what this ad is selling, besides women.

Axe never displeases with its ads.

(Lovely. Cheers, chauvinistsushi!)

Another Axe ad to address the “Ball Cleaning” one, because it was all just a hilarious misunderstanding! Oh, Axe. How did I ever doubt you?

(Thanks to rockstartragedy for sending this one in, which I was sure we’d featured but it turns out we hadn’t.)

Using this shower gel will make women intentionally clumsy so they can get in the shower with you.

As I was browsing the 33+ Inappropriately Sexy Ads, I came across this one. Repulsive.

(Submitted by heitzenhuter, whose name inexplicably reminds me of Rowsdower from “The Final Sacrifice”.)

Women will find the scent of your shower gel so orgasmic and intoxicating that they will beg you to scrub their filthy, filthy bodies clean.

thedailywhat:

Billboard Beef of the Day: I’m no fan of AXE by far, but I’m pretty sure someone just got told.

[thd.]

I’m sure that only straight men use Axe, and that women are specifically bred to go weak at the knees at th slightest hint of Axe (but for best results you’ll want to dowse yourself in at least half a can).

Axe - it’s a spray-on Rape License.

Clean your balls, gentlemen. It’s the only way women as attractive as this will ever want to touch you.