OMG, so I was buying earplugs the other day. They have regular, normal earplugs that are that weird beige color. Then there were bright pink earplugs for the lady folks. They block out snoring from the men folks and look! A picture of a butterfly! Then there were, I'm not even joking, "extreme" earplugs. For men. They were blue. And extreme. And I almost lost my shit in Target, because what the fuck.

Not surprising.