I want to share your pain, I do…
oh why did I do that? They’re not even original.
One comment is half way to decent - it’s demeaning to men, yes, but that doesn’t mean it’s not demeaning to women as well!
And it’s not funny if you give it more than 5 seconds of thought!
Better ones that still revolved around listening to somebody you don’t want to listen to would be a peon listening to a blowhard supervisor or a sullen teenager listening to a parent - yes, they’d be cliches, but they wouldn’t be as screamingly sexist.